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How to Enhance Your Credit

2009-03-18T18:18:00.001-07:00

Two more podcasts for you, sharing with you how to Enhance Your Credit...

Pretty good stuff, even if its all legal and basic!

Podcast by Karridine: Enhancing Your Credit - 3

Podcast by Karridine: Enhancing Your Credit - 4

Tracks from the Stax

2009-03-17T03:14:00.000-07:00

Some classic podcasts are being dusted off and placed at my friend's blog, "Hot Data" and the info is still good!

Check out Hot-Data, and pick up some of the other freebies reviewed there.

Here are two free marketing podcasts from Karridine, speaking about "Interest Free Loans" when he was working with the blog, Cash-n-Karridine. Here, you get Interest-Free Loans !

Interest-Free Loans, One

Interest-Free Loans, Two

'David' Knox VS 'Goliath' Bailout

2009-01-09T19:52:00.000-08:00

Republished in full, from our email Inbox this morning. (All emphasis added, formatting for clarity only)

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Abridged letter from Troy Clarke, President of General Motors - followed by a response from our son, Gregory Knox:

Dear Employee,

Next week, Congress and the current Administration will determine whether to provide immediate support to the domestic auto industry to help it through one of the most difficult economic times in our nation's history. Your elected officials must hear from all of us now on why this support is critical to our continuing the progress we began prior to the global financial crisis...................

As an employee, you have a lot at stake and continue to be one of our most effective and passionate voices. I know GM can count on you to have your voice heard.

Thank you for your urgent action and ongoing support.

Troy Clarke President General Motors North America

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From Gregory Knox,

In response to your request to call legislators and ask for a bailout for the United States automakers please consider the following, and please also pass this onto Troy Clark, the president of General Motors North America for me.

You are both infected with the same entitlement mentality that has bred like cancerous germs in UAW halls for the last countless decades, and whose plague is now sweeping the nation, awaiting our new "messiah" to wave his magical wand and make all our problems go away, while at the same time allowing our once great nation to keep "living the dream".

The dream is over!

The dream that we can ignore the consumer for years while management myopically focuses on its personal rewards packages, at the same time that our factories have been filled with the worlds most overpaid, arrogant, ignorant and laziest entitlement minded "laborers", without paying the price for these atrocities and dreaming that still the masses will line up to buy our products

Don't tell me I'm wrong. Don't accuse me of not knowing of what I speak. I have called on Ford, GM, Chrysler, TRW, Delphi, Kelsey Hayes, American Axle and countless other automotive OEM's and Tier ones for 3 decades now throughout the Midwest and what I've seen over the years in these union shops can only be described as disgusting.

Mr Clark, the president of General Motors, states:

"There is widespread sentiment in this country, in our government, and especially in the media that the current crisis is completely the result of bad management. It is not."

You're right - it's not JUST management. How about the electricians who walk around the plants like lords in feudal times, making people wait on them for countless hours while they drag ass so they can come in on the weekend and make double and triple time for a job they easily could have done within their normal 40-hour week?

How about the line workers who threaten newbies with all kinds of scare tactics for putting out too many parts on a shift and for being too productive (mustn't expose the lazy bums who have been getting overpaid for decades for their horrific underproduction, must we)? Do you really not know about this stuff?

How about this great sentiment abridged from Mr. Clarke's sad plea:
"Over the last few years, we have closed the quality and efficiency gaps with our competitors."

What the hell has Detroit been doing for the last 40 years?!?

Did we really JUST wake up to the gaps in quality and efficiency between us and them?

The K car vs. the Accord?

The Pinto vs. the Civic?

Do I need to go on?

We are living through the inevitable outcome of the actions of the United States auto industry for decades.

Time to pay for your sins, Detroit ...

I attended an economic summit last week where a brilliant economist, Alan Beaulieu surprised the crowd when he said he would not have given the banks a penny of "bailout money". Yes, he said, this would cause short term problems, but despite what people like George Bush and Troy Clark would have us believe, the sun would in fact rise the next day. And something else would happen. Where there had been greedy and sloppy banks new efficient ones would pop up. That is how a free market system works. It does work . . . .if we would let it work.
But for some reason we are now deciding that the rest of the world is right and that capitalism doesn't work - that we need the government to step in and "save us". Save us? Hell, we're nationalizing. And unfortunately, too many of this once fine nation's citizens don't even have a clue that this is what's really happening. But they sure can tell you the stats on their favorite sports teams. Yeah - THAT'S important.

Does it occur to ANYONE that the "competition" has been producing vehicles, EXTREMELY PROFITABLY, for decades now in this country?....

How can that be???

Let's see:

* Fuel efficient

* Listening to customers

* Investing in the proper tooling and automation for the long haul

* Not being too complacent or arrogant to listen to Dr W Edwards Deming four decades ago

* Ever-increasing productivity through quality, learning and six-sigma plans

* Treating vendors like strategic partners, rather than like "the enemy"

* Efficient front and back offices

* Non-union environment.

Again, I could go on and on but I really wouldn't be telling anyone anything they really don't already know in their hearts. I have six children, so I am not unfamiliar with the concept of wanting someone to bail you out of a mess that you have gotten yourself into - my children do this on a weekly, if not daily basis, as I did at their age. I do for them what my parents did for me (one of their greatest gifts, by the way) - I make them stand on their own two feet and accept the consequences of their actions and work them through. Radical concept, huh.

Am I there for them in the wings? Of course - but only until such time as they can be fully on their own as adults. I don't want to oversimplify a complex situation, but there certainly are unmistakable parallels here between the proper role of parenting and government.

Detroit and the United States need to pay for their sins. Bad news people - it's coming whether we like it or not

The newly elected Messiah really doesn't have a magic wand big enough to "make it all go away". I laughed as I heard Obama "reeling it back in" almost immediately after the vote count was tallied. "We might not do it in a year.or in four." Where was that kind of talk when he was RUNNING for the office.

Stop trying to put off the inevitable. That house in Florida isn't worth $750,000.

People who jump across a border really don't deserve free health care and welfare benefits.

That job driving a forklift for the big 3 really isn't worth $85,000 a year.

We really shouldn't allow Wal-Mart to stock their shelves with products acquired from a country that unfairly manipulates their currency and has the most atrocious human rights infractions on the face of the globe.

That couple whose combined annual income is less than $50,000 really shouldn't be living in that $485,000 home.

Let the market correct itself people - it will. Yes it will be painful, but it's gonna be painful either way. And the bright side of my proposal is that on the other side of the pain is a nation that appreciates what it has, doesn't live beyond its means, gets back to basics, and redevelops the work ethic that made it the greatest nation in the history of the world, and probably turns back to God.

Sorry - don't cut my head off. I'm just the messenger sharing with you the "bad news".

Gregory J Knox
President
Knox Machinery, Inc.
Franklin, Ohio 45005

Go get 'em, Greg!

The Last Christmas for Hannah Faith

2008-12-20T19:26:00.001-08:00

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2008/12/20/

There's the link to Chris Muir's "Day by Day", and to the explanation about Hannah's brain-devouring disease and how YOU can help Hannah feel some joy these last few days of her life!

Click it NOW!

Victory in Iraq! Celebrate Nov 22

2008-11-18T19:53:00.000-08:00

Join me in celebrating America's victory over al-Qaeda! Join in celebrating Iraq's victory over terrorism and terrorists!

Join in the celebration of Victory in Iraq Day! November 22!

Details behind these headlines can be found at http://www.Zombietime.com

and a short, upbeat MP3 can be Right-clicked and Saved as... so you can share with others!

We, the People, declare November 22 "Victory in Iraq Day!"

Iran Considers Murdering Nobel Prize-Winner!

2008-08-15T04:39:00.001-07:00

An Asia News report indicates that Iran is considering murdering Nobel Prize winner Shirin Ebadi.

Because she believes Jesus IS the Christ, come in Sonship and Divinity; and believes Christ has returned in the Glory of God!

Iran can't have any of THAT nonsense! The Qaim has come? The al-Mahdi has come in the Glory of God? And He forbids the power-hungry, racist elitism so favored by Muslim clerics?

Oh, no! We'll have none of THAT in Iran!

Defending Obama

2008-07-30T00:18:00.001-07:00

I have a friend, executive type, VERY capable, and she's a native Kenyan, now back living in Nairobi sparkplugging an air-charter company for cargo and clients. She's very enthusiastic about Obama, and her enthusiasm was catching, so I set out to argue Obama's case, promote him, speak well of him, and started a list of good things about Obama.

First of all, there's the abundance of Dark Cloud Dispersion that follows Obama everywhere, and the leveling of seas and the cooling of the polar ice-caps when he needs it. Or their warming, as need be. Obama's rainbows make it easy for me to practice the Om Mane Padme Hum of Obama-Life and chant quietly, "See, Say Pwethay!"

Above that, there is the rational feminine pulchritude and the response of women at Obama's rallies and speeches, who logically insist that their hearts go pitty-pat and their thighs tingle. Its a level-headed, passionate and unrehearsed reaction to Obama's Plans for Hopeful Change. Hopeful women hear his plans and then realize they must change, their knickers and all, twisted or knot!

Better than that is Obama's effect on the sharp, hard-boiled reporters of our nations media. They grin and blush and ask Obama questions that Obama can answer without taking his eyes from the teleprompter! This is amazing! These brave, level-headed men and women KNOW HOW TO ASK the tough questions Americans need to make an informed decision, and by golly, those journalists and reporters KNOW the questions that need asking! And if they ask, Obama shifts gears and reminds them that 'we can CHANGE!' The reporters KNOW to avoid asking questions that might reflect poorly on Obama's principles, his vision or his cognitive ability. We must be Perfectly Clear, hey?

Further up the list is Obama's outreach to America in words such as 'never', 'the worst' and 'the most'... He has a knack for verbal spin, each little phrase a gyroscope toddling along a thread of not-really-Marxist better-than-Marxist social justice, which Obama and Michelle will impose on us for our own good, all ten years of his presidency. Or nine, whatever, but I never need to doubt that Obama is the one to 'fix' these 'worst' problems, Obama is the one Hillary's waiting for in Denver.

Just below middle on this list of attributes and characteristics that make Obama a force to be reckoned with is his ability to spend 20 years in a racist, 'black' theology church with an obviously hateful, bitter white man pretending to be black while he shouts 'God DAMN America!' and yet Obama WAS NOT INFLUENCED even a little bit. Honest. And Obama's life-long, unreconstructed bomb-using anti-American friends? Wow, what a guy! He supports ACORN without being a nut!

Just above middle in my list of things I'm trying to support in Obama is Michelle, his wife. Golly, she is a real piece of stuff, isn't she?

“Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.”

I mean, there it is, right? Michelle has figured it all out, seen that all of us are 'uninformed, uninvolved'; she saw right through 280 million American adults' hypocritical denial and phony productivity and self-reliant personal responsibility and she's going to be sure Obama DEMANDS and REQUIRES us to get with his program! Or else!

A few positions from the GREATEST THING about Obama on my list, is Obama's assurance and virtual assumption of the American presidency already! Holy mackerel, Obama is practicing positive imaging, and he uses that fake 'presidential seal' and Obama's dismissive non-pledge of allegiance and revisionist change of American protocol even BEFORE being elected, that lets him NOT place his hand on his heart and NOT recite the Pledge, because 'everyone KNOWS' Obama is a good citizen, and can change America hopefully, even when lesser creatures sneer that 'Change and Hope is NOT a plan!'

Near the top of this list is Obama's removal of the American flag, Old Glory, from the tail of his campaign airplane! Hey, that is DECISIVE, and classy! Better than Old Glory is the Big Red O, now on the tail. Let the 'Story of O' begin! Obama is bigger and MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than America, can't you SEE?

Just below the number one position on this list of Obama's good points is his refusal to waste time visiting American troops in Germany. That is just, well, words fail me when I try to find descriptions of how much this should rock America's complacency! Obama didn't want to frustrate or upset those wounded troops by telling them of his "End the War in Iraq No Matter What!" plan to withdraw troops on a timetable known to all the world. Obama knows that some of those small-minded losers who enlisted because they had no other options would probably have knee-jerk reactions against such a bold appeasement, so he decisively avoided the whole problem. Obama will continue in this strong, bold manner in his role as Commander-in-Chief-Executive.

And the number one positive attribute is Obama's ability to speak the foreign language of the Muslims, taqqiyeh, the forked-tongue language noted by Native Americans as 'politician-speak'. Other politicians speak evasively on things like national security, top secrets and critical national defense, but Obama has the demonstrated ability to lie convincingly about, well, nearly everything.

These are Obama's good points. I'm studying ways to let everyone I know hear of these. America should KNOW before making that November Decision, eh?

Hussein, Can You See?

2008-07-19T04:37:00.001-07:00

Hussein, Can You See?

Hussein, can you see, to the media's delight
o'er the rambling bad talk
they're so callously skimming?

Missing swipes and light scars,
pitching softly-sweet lobs
Seeing nothing but good
in your um, ah, ad libbing?

And deep pockets drained bare
Jesse cutting your pair
Give proof through the fog
that you're simply NOT THERE!

Oy vey! Does your star-strangled
rhetoric yet stave
off the criticisms of the right
and the moans of the brave?

Frances De Tolkien Mule - circa 1951
Apologies to Francis Scott Key

If Obama Were Messiah

2008-07-09T07:17:00.000-07:00

How to Lead, Obamessiah

If you were a Messiah, Obama, you could lead with your words, your deeds and your actions.

You, Obama, would have an example promised to humankind in the Holy Bible, in the person of One, like unto the Son of Man. His coming May 22, 1844 was marked by the advent of the electronic age, yes, but the telegraph was yet too young to carry word of His glorious, meteor-like rise, His self-abnegation, His purity, His teachings and even too young to carry word of His mock trial and His execution before a hostile crowd of 10,000 on this date, July 9th, in the year 1850.

You, Obama, could show Americans the purity of heart, chaste virtue of character and complete humility that marked Him in His ministry, couldn't you?

And you, Obama, by the dynamic force of example, could release into the world a healing force so powerful, so unifying and so transforming that you, too, would calmly await being shot to death by 750 Armenian Christian riflemen, as He did, wouldn't you?

Because you, Obama, godlike in your wisdom, would recognize the transient, fleeting nature of this world and its riches, the cheap and worthless reality of worldly power and human vanity, and you could demonstrate publicly your disdain for these things, couldn't you?

Because if you were to do these actions, if you were to offer up your life for all humankind, then you, too, could withstand the first volley of 750 musket rounds at pointblank range, and have the rifle rounds cut the ropes restraining you, as the rifles did July 9th, 1850, wouldn't you?

And then, when the Muslim government called in a Muslim rifle regiment to do the dirty work that the Christian Armenian regiment had prayed fervently to be relieved of doing, God might answer YOUR prayers too, and when the guards came to your cell once again to bring you out before the gaze of 10,000 jeering onlookers, now grown silent from the miraculous nature of your first 'execution', why YOU would willingly let the Muslims hang you up to be shot to death yet another time...

As He was, there in Tabriz, Iran, July 9th, 1850.

And maybe your remains would have armed guards placed over them, to keep YOUR followers from retrieving them, at great personal risk, before dawn on the third day after your martyrdom, Obama...

But would YOUR mortal remains be taken to their final resting place and interred on God's holy mountain, Mount Carmel, in Haifa in the Holy Land?

Would YOU, Barack Obama, have the courage to even carry His message to Americans thirsty for the water of truth and hungry for REAL sustenance?

Would YOU, Barack Obama, have the personal integrity and authenticity to die for YOUR beliefs, as
The Bab did, July 9th 1850?

Grum P. Murrican

Auto-Responders

2008-05-05T04:24:00.000-07:00

Zeolite Service has introduced a great little handbook for auto-responder beginners:

Auto-Responders, an Introduction : 68 pages, color illustrations
for helping serve as memory anchors) available in print form through Lulu
or Downloadable through Zeolite Service.

Welcome Zeolites!

2008-05-02T22:26:00.000-07:00

Welcome Zeoliters!

You can get some things here that you can't find at Zeolite, and its a different atmosphere here, more of a "How Can I Move While I'm Dead-Busted Broke?"

Roll up your sleeves and help yourselves to the goodies here...

And we're pretty easy on posting comments, so post away!

At Yale, I Are a Art Stoont

2008-04-20T01:26:00.000-07:00

Thanks to IowaHawk, here's the MP3 of "You CAN be an Art Student, at Yale!"

IF...

Your red scarf matches your eyes,
You close cover before striking,
Your father had the ship-fitter blues and
Loving you has made me bananas!

Graphic: One of Yale's famed 'artistes' bringing up 'art' for display.

(Sponsored by Zeolite!)

View from Above

2008-04-14T18:28:00.001-07:00

"But what has Barack Obama accomplished that entitles him to look down on his fellow Americans?"

Some cogent analysis by Kristol, in (of all places!) the New York Times...

It is very easy for persons of good will to 'give Obama the benefit of the doubt', and that IS a reasonable choice.

For ONE or, over a few months, TWO, mistrakes or mis-speaks or Hoofin-Mowf Disease symptoms...

With this San Francisco-billionaires revelation, however, persons of good will now have a PATTERN of racist, elitist disclosures indicating a deep, chronic and seriously infected human in Obama's case. One slip can be rationalized, but three or more ("typical white persons", "racist grandmother", "Reverend Wright is just fine" and now "bitter hillbillies") is prima facie evidence of SOME UNDERLYING PROBLEM which will NOT YIELD to rationalization.

These 'mis-speaks' are NOT 'mistakes', but THE HONEST REALITY of Obama. It is the feel-good 'hope' and 'change' and 'we can work together' that are false, obfuscating, MASKING and DIVERTING statements designed to cover up Obama's racist, Marxist agenda.

/photo: Obama's paternal grandmother, at her luxurious, Obama-financed ranch home in Kenya.

Voice of the Undead

2008-04-13T03:59:00.000-07:00

Update: 13-4-165BE/2008CE: a clear recording of Obama's "Bitter Rednecks" fund-raising speech at Getty house:
Hat-Tip to the Ever-Present (Ever-Prescient?) Zombie, at Zomblog!

What's Wrong with This Picture?

2008-04-12T02:37:00.000-07:00

Another great image from Urban Infidel, and a hearty Hat-Tip here!

This Obama reminds me of a Post Turtle.

Post Turtle.

You know, when you're driving along a country road? And see a turtle up on top of one of the fence-posts?

Its clear that he didn't get up there by himself, and
now he's up there, ain't much he can do, and
all you really want to do is help the dumbass down!

Not a Pretty Picture

2008-04-12T02:12:00.000-07:00

Hat tip Urban Infidel for this one.

We were going to post the recording of Obama's most recent revelation, his revealing gaffe about those jobless, bitter whites of Ohio and Pennsylvania who cling to their religion, guns and racism...

Want catsup with that foot sandwich, Obama?

Using a Subpoena to Bully and Club Different Opinions

2008-04-03T18:56:00.001-07:00

We watch the law around here, and I want to be among the first to Call BS! on this obvious bullying tactic!

It could happen to you, Friend!

Zogby, Hillary's Dead Unless BIG Win in Pennsy...

2008-04-03T18:27:00.000-07:00

John Zogby, respected scientific pollster, discusses Hussein Obama and Hillary Clinton.

With little change of tone, however, and in only a few carefully-chosen words, he describes the gaping wound now bleeding the Democrat Party, when he notes that, in order to win, it 'will have to heal some serious differences...'

And therein lieth the rub...

An UNDEAD Star is Born!

2008-04-01T22:05:00.000-07:00

Kudos to Zombie, an intrepid photo-blogger whose photo-essays were for years hand-coded into the website ZombieTime.com

Now, however, Zombie has initiated a BLOG! Actually, its a ZomBlog! Click on over and leave a comment!

Squidoo Lens for Nutty Squirrely Teacups!

2008-03-23T02:58:00.000-07:00

Here's a Squidoo lens for info on Teacup Chihuahuas and Bushy-tailed Nut-Busters!

Leave a comment there, if you please!

Teacups & Sables??

2008-03-22T22:14:00.001-07:00

A friend wants me to post about Teacups and Sables, whatever those are...

He says they're chihuahuas (of the REALLY TINY variety, small enough to fit into a teacup!) and Sables (or Tri-Colors) are squirrels which -in this case- have been raised human-friendly and quite tame.

Teacups & Tricolors

Obamazoid Proliferations!

2008-03-21T22:44:00.000-07:00

A couple more Obamanoid songs for the politically incorrect among us:

One Night in Politics
(Right-Click and "Save File as..." to share with friends & foes, OR click link and listen now!)

Dial 1-900-REA-LITY
(Right-Click and "Save File as..." to share with friends & foes, OR click link and listen now!)

Aloha Snackbar, Your Retreat to Violence!
(Right-Click and "Save File as..." to share with friends & foes, OR click link and listen now!)

To the LGF'ers rolling in, Howdy!

Karridine

Know anyone who wants Teacup Chihuahuas?

Winter's End Obamaganza!

2008-03-19T22:18:00.001-07:00

This being March 20th, with the Spring Equinox tonight that ends winter and begins the new year with the first day of spring for the whole Earth, here are some Obama-related short recordings, written by Lucius Septimius, BuzzSawMonkey and Stanley Kurtz.

Send them to friends, enemies and Democrats!

Stanley Kurtz's "Obama Gramma"

BuzzsawMonkey's "Obama Grandma"

Lucius Septimius' "You"

BuzzsawMonkey's "Why Do THEY Support ME?"

And the newly-popular "Obama, Working on the Change Gang!"

See you next year!

Wright Is Wrong, Again!

2008-03-17T19:27:00.001-07:00

Jeremiah Was a Pastor!
(Right-Click and "Save File as..." to share with friends & foes, OR click link and listen now!)

Hat Tip to Buzzsawmonkey!

Jeremiah was a pastor
Had a church that was black
He preached fire and brimstone from his pulpit
And white folks are what he'd attack
And he always had a mighty fine attack

Singin'
Damn the USA
It should pass away
America's mired in original sin
The lack of melanin

He traveled out to Libya
He went with Farrakhan
He's glad to forgive anybody his sins
As long as they're African
As long as they're African

Singin'
Damn the USA
It should pass away
America's mired in original sin
The lack of melanin

He'll discount individual achievement
His world's bounded by race
He doesn't judge people by their character
But by the color of their face
By the color of their face

Singin'
Damn America!
It should pass away
America's mired in original sin
The lack of melanin

/more coming! Its gonna be a LONG election cycle!

Jeremiah!

2008-03-16T10:39:00.000-07:00

Jeremiah Wrong!
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Hat Tip Terp Mole

Jeremiah was a Reverend,
“God-damn” was his favorite line.
They’ll never print a single word of what he said
Unless it sells Obama whine.
‘cause liberals love a mighty fine whine.

Sing it:
Bombed Hiroshima!
Bombed Nagasaki!
God-damn American indignity,
Hope Audacity!

If Obama were the king of the world,
I tell you what he'd boost.
He'd throw away the tax cuts and the wars overseas
and bring chickens home to roost.

Sing it now:
Bombed Hiroshima!
Bombed Nagasaki!
God-damn American indignity,
Hope Audacity!
Thin Audacity!
Mighty thin Audacity!

/tell me again this Jeremiah Wright is a 'reverend'...

Obama, Obama, OH!

2008-03-16T09:56:00.000-07:00

Obama, Obama OH!
(Right-Click and "Save File as..." to share with friends & foes, OR click link and listen now!)

Obama, Obama
How you can sell!
Obama, Obama
You and Michelle

You sell us softest,
blackest soap
And if we tire
of that you sell us change
and hope and then you

Obama, Obama
Please tell me do
What makes you stutter so?

You don't speak well its true
When hard questions hit you,
you just Obama, Obama, oh!

Obama, Obama, Heaven's above
In this hot-contested election
where push comes to shove
You say its not so very strange
Elect you and we get real social change
and that means

Obama, Obama please tell me true
why we suspect you so?
I bend down for the soap
and you sell me more hope
and I Obama, Obama oh!

Islamophobia - 1

2006-05-21T21:19:00.000-07:00

This is the first of several takes on the various aspects of Islamophobia.

Here we examine what it is, and what it ain't.

Islamophobia, May 21
(Right Click and Save as...)
Karridine

Islamophobia #1

-ring!-

Hello? Yes Ma’am, I am VERY concerned about Muslim thugs killing my friends, loved ones-

What? You consider me Islamophobic?

You ACCUSE me of Islamophobia? And that’s… bad?

Uh-hunh… uh-huh…

Well, Ma’am… Ma’am? Thank you. Thank you for bringing up this charge of Islamophobia, since you know that science defines a phobic response as an involuntary fear response of the body, overwhelming in character, with identifying signs including non-consciously controlled sweating of the palms, shallow breathing, vascular constriction in the skin, dilation of the pupils or pin-pointing of the pupils, and raised bloodpressure.

Are we together here?

And you, Madame, can clearly hear that I am NOT breathing in a shallow manner, my voice is not nearing a scream or totally silenced with fear, and I’m holding the phone easily with dry palms and fingers, wouldn’t you agree?

But IF you mean that I recognize the murderous intent and efforts of SOME of the Muslims to dominate me, subjugate me, or kill me, then you’re accusing me of being rational and competent in my observations, and I proudly acknowledg-

What? Well, same to you, Lady!

Gaza "Militant" Picnic

2006-05-21T19:13:00.000-07:00

Don't miss the first annual Gaza militant picnic.
Place: Qassam firing range. Contests and prizes for all Islamo-barbarians. But you have to be present in one piece to be eligible.

Contests:
- Burqa sack race.
- Car swarm treasure hunt.
- Stone the adultress (all who are without sin!)
- Cat Tractor rides (Courtesy St. Pancake Carnaval Enterprises, Inc.)
- Arts & Crafts tent, offering make-your-own Hamas battle scarf/face mask; evil Zionist rub-on tatoos; victimhood sign painting. (Hat tip: Lazarus)
- Hand painting (blood red only).
- Fence climbing and tunnel crawling marathon.
- Bomb assembly race (can you finish without a "work accident"?).

- French kiss the tight, young boy of your choice (you must catch him, first!)
- Shoot your AK-47 straight up in the air contest; compete with others to see who can hit themself on the way down).

Prizes:
- 1ST PRIZE: Bomb belts for the whole family.
- 2ND PRIZE: Israeli flag, gasoline, and matches.
- 3RD PRIZE: Jihad, the board game. Now you can play at home!

Grab an earful, Friend:

Gaza Picnic!

Karridine

Jordyptian Car Swarm!

2006-05-21T19:07:00.000-07:00

-Car Swarm!-

-ring!-

‘Allo! … Hae, Ahmad! Howza hammer hangin?

No, Mahmoud’s out today, didn’t you hear?

Isray-eelis Defense Force sent a missile and blew up one of our Mercedes-Benzes!

Yeah, we have no money, poor us, whimper whine… but even worse, Ahmad, wat was IN the Banz? Four thinking thugs, top terrorists, jihad generals, KA-Blooooey! Blasted to mince-meats, splinters, bite-size pieces conveniently-

What? Oh, sorry. Anyway, you know what this means… CAR SWARM!

Bring your kids and family (except the women, they must remain chained at home) and Come On Down!

Join the Swarm of Jobless Jeehadi Jordyptians as we mill around the remains, rubberneck the wreck, shout imprecations, pose for the cameras and snatch souvenirs!

You did? His WHAT? (laughs) Well, HE won’t be needing it any more!

No, I’ve collected 2 hands, a chunk of scalp (with hair) and an eyeball! I’m making a report to the UN to counter the lies and propaganda calling us ghouls!

Yes, enough of this chit-chatter, Ahmad! Meet me at the Car Swarm!

-Karridine, BSWSpunes.blogspot.com May 21, 2006 CE

Car Swarm!

Thoughts on Immigration: (Labor Day Lumps)

2006-05-21T18:55:00.000-07:00

These were some ruminations collected around the blogosphere and coming to mind this Labor Day, 2006 CE.

A guy walks into the local welfare office for his check, marches straight up
to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing these freebees. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Lamborghini, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips several times a year. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy says, "You're kiddin' me!"

The social worker says, "Well, yeah, but you started it.”

***

What do you call a Muslim in a suit?

“The Defendant”

***

“A Day Without Illegal Immigrants? How will we continue to exist as a nation?
No Greenbacks For Wetbacks Day. What a good idea.
But what’s one day going to prove? I go without FOOD for one day periodically. No problem.
You want the gringos to notice? Keep it up for a year.
Don’t work for the gringo “Man” for a year.
Don’t use free gringo health care services for a year.
Don’t send your español speaking kids to gringo schools for a year.
Don’t do anything that would land you in a gringo criminal court for a year.
Don’t drive on gringo roadways for a year.
Don’t accept money from gringo tourists for a year.
Don’t vote in any gringo elections for a year.
Don’t take any gringo handouts for a year.
Don’t use any gringo medicine or news or entertainment or inventions or technology for a year.
Don’t use the gringo mass transit systems for a year.
Don’t send gringo money back home for a year.
Don’t come north across the gringo border for a year.
In fact make it a decade and watch those gringos really suffer!”

http://evolutionright.blogspot.com/

My only words of caution are not to lump all Hispanics (for want of another term) in with these pieces of shit. Lots of loyal Mexican/Latin Americans do not want the illegals here either and want the law upheld.

Never have. I know too many that have worked to get their citizenship and despise the illegals for depressing wages. If someone thinks what gets said here (on this blog) is vicious, they should hear what my friends say.

***

Immigration Work Rules

Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2006 17:26:08 -0500

This is interesting whether you are for or against immigration.
The following from a director with SW BELL in Mexico City.

I spent five years working in Mexico. I worked under a tourist visa
for three months and could legally renew it for three more months.
After that you were working illegally. I was technically illegal for
three weeks waiting on the FM3 approval. During that six months
our Mexican and US Attorneys were working to secure a permanent
work visa called a FM3.
 
It was in addition to my US passport that I had to show each time
I entered and left the country. Barbara's was the same except
hers did not permit her to work. To apply for the FM3 I needed
to submit the following notarized originals (not copies) of my:

1. Birth certificates for Barbara and me.
2. Marriage certificate.
3. High school transcripts and proof of graduation.
4. College transcripts for every college I attended and proof of graduation.
5.Two letters of recommendation from supervisors I had worked for at 
least one year.
6. A letter from The ST. Louis Chief of Police indicating I had no 
arrest record in the US and no outstanding warrants and was "a citizen in 
good standing."
7. Finally; I had to write a letter about myself that clearly stated 
why there was no Mexican citizen with my skills and why my skills were 
important to Mexico. We called it our "I am the greatest person on 
earth" letter. It was fun to write.

All of the above were in English that had to be translated
into Spanish and be certified as legal translations and our
signatures notarized. It produced a folder about 1.5 inches
thick with English on the left side and Spanish on the right.

Once they were completed Barbara and I spent about five hours 
accompanied by a Mexican attorney touring Mexican
government office locations and being photographed and
fingerprinted at least three times. At each location (and
we remember at least four locations) we were instructed
on Mexican tax, labor, housing, and criminal law and that
we were required to obey their laws or face the consequences.
We could not protest any of the government's actions or
we would be committing a felony.

We paid out four thousand dollars in fees and bribes
to complete the process.

When this was done we could legally bring in our household
goods that were held by US customs in Loredo Texas. This meant
we rented furniture in Mexico while awaiting our goods. There were
extensive fees involved here that the company paid.

We could not buy a home and were required to rent at
very high rates and under contract and compliance with
Mexican law.

We were required to get a Mexican driver’s license. This was
an amazing process. The company arranged for the licensing
agency to come to our headquarters location with their
photography and fingerprint equipment and the laminating
machine. We showed our US license, were photographed
and fingerprinted again and issued the license instantly
after paying out a six dollar fee.

We did not take a written or driving test and never received
instructions on the rules of the road. Our only instruction was n
ever give a policeman your license if stopped and asked.
We were instructed to hold it against the inside window
away from his grasp. If he got his hands on it you would have to
pay ransom to get it back.

We then had to pay and file Mexican income tax annually
using the number of our FM3 as our ID number. The company's
Mexican accountants did this for us and we just signed
what they prepared. It was about twenty legal size pages annually.

The FM 3 was good for three years and renewable for two more after 
paying more fees.

Leaving the country meant turning in the FM3 and certifying
we were leaving no debts behind and no outstanding legal affairs
(warrants, tickets or liens) before our household goods were
released to customs.

It was a real adventure and If any of our senators or congressmen
went through it once they would have a different attitude toward Mexico.

The Mexican Government uses its vast military and police forces
to keep its citizens intimidated and compliant. They never protest
at their White House or government offices but do protest daily
in front of the United States Embassy. The US embassy looks
like a strongly reinforced fortress and during most protests the
Mexican Military surround the block with their men standing
shoulder to shoulder in full riot gear to protect the Embassy.

These protests are never shown on US or Mexican TV.
There is a large public park across the street where they
do their protesting. Anything can cause a protest such as
proposed law changes in California or Texas.

Please feel free to share this with everyone who thinks we are
being hard on illegal immigrants.

#30#

Week's Small Victories!

2006-05-20T02:00:00.000-07:00

For your listening pleasure, these are the week's top picks, from May 13 to 20:
(counting down from 10 to 1)

#10: Leaving on a Jihad Plane!

#9: Estrogen!

#8: Gaza Picnic Fun!

#7: Zarqawi, Waiting for the Blow to Fall!

#6: Hirsi Ali's Fight!

#5: Save Nazanin!

#4: Aloha Snackbar, Resort to Violence!

#3: Global Islamic Media Person -> GIMP!

#2: Sheiku!

and still the most-downloaded of them all:

#1: Its in the Koran!

Til next week,

Karridine
Kerri-catured in a self-portrait up there!

Ahmadi-Nutjob Declares WAR on US!

2006-05-11T19:48:00.000-07:00

Some think Iran's 'Letter to Mr Bush' is just a lot of smarmy phrases, but it was NOT just smarmy phrases!

It was a Formal Declaration of War on the US!

This letter was required under Shari'ah law, and Ahmadi-Nutjob has fulfilled the formal requirements for war, according to all he holds sacred!

NOW he is being lionized in Jakarta for his courageous stand and Declaration of War against the Great Satan!

He isn't being lauded for Great Smarmy Phrases.

He is being praised for GOING TO WAR against the Great Satan, and his 'Letter' ends Iran's wait for our capitulation, on June 6, 2006:
6/6/6, in other words, "Mark of the Beast Day"!

And the MUSLIMS KNOW IT!

Letter to Bush! (via IowaHawk)

2006-05-10T18:54:00.000-07:00

My hat virtually dances on my head, in tipping fervor, to IowaHawk for his excellent work in retrieving the transcript to today's recording of Mahmoud Ahmadi-Nejad's "Letter to Meester Boosh"

You like it? You got it!

"Letter to Bush!" (Right-Click and Save as...)

Karridine

American Airline Pilot Speaks Out!

2006-05-09T18:29:00.000-07:00

Many thanks to Terry Franks and his friends across America, who sent me the letter forming the basis for this recording.

Since Sept 11, 2001 it has become apparent that certain people WITHIN America have an obligation to themselves, their ethnic community and America-at-large, to publicly take a stand FOR America... FOR courage, FOR life and decency and GOOD...

But listen for yourself, to an Open Letter from an American Airline Pilot! (Right Click and Save as...)

And as always, your emailed suggestions are appreciated, even if I can't record them all. You think it's important? Email me your suggestion!

karridine@gmail.com

Karridine

Zarqawi Stars in His Own Low-Brow Comedy!

2006-05-08T22:30:00.000-07:00

Musab al-Zarqawi (Don't call him Zarqa-weewee!) came out of seclusion and out of hiding from the few who still care about him enough to capture him, dead or alive...

And released the video he made from the outtakes captured by Coalition forces and released in part yesterday to the amusement of millions around the world, who laughed in derision as Zarqawi, the macho and manly man, showed himself to be a less-than-capable fighter, unable to clear a jammed weapon; surrounded by willing but dangerously stupid underlings (one of whom grabbed the just-fired weapon by its searingly-hot BARREL!); and forced to make this hasty attempt at third-rate propaganda because the Iraqis are marginalising him, despite all his murderous IEDs and head-hacking kidnappings!

So here, for your listening pleasure, are two Zarkman Adventures:

Oh-Blah, Zarkman!
and
Mahmoud Snivels!

Share them with any humour-impaired that you may know, or friends and family!

Karridine

"Ibrahim" Hooper Promotes Islamophobia

2006-05-07T21:00:00.000-07:00

A brave, chaste and dedicated 'moderate' Muslim journalist was just recently murdered in a very cruel and demeaning way, and her murderers filmed it and put the head-hacking on the Internet, to warn and frighten other journalists and truth-reporters AWAY from revealing just how SICK and dehumanized her Islamo-fascist killers are!

Here is the recording of "Ibrahim" Hooper, American CAIR hired mouth, handling the first of many phone calls demanding he take a stand for humans and against the brutal killers.

CAIR-PR:May08

Karridine

Frankenstein, to the White Courtesy Phone with CAIR

2006-05-05T19:00:00.000-07:00

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, the terrorist-front organization called CAIR, recently let this recording of "Ibrahim" Hooper get released into the blogosphere!

CAIR-Frankenstein

And a big Howja Dew to Steve, in northern Texas!

Karridine

Juan Down, Two to Go!

2006-05-03T21:13:00.000-07:00

IowaHawk went dumbster diving and found this first-daft of Perfessor Juan Cole's rebuttal to Mr Christopher Hitchens:
"I'm Not A Loser!" (Right-Click and Save as...)

What set this off? Mr Hitchens DEMOLISHED Cole, with an online short essay:
"Mahmoud DIDN'T?"

Karridine

America DELIVERS!

2006-05-03T19:58:00.000-07:00

After being one of President Bush's and Secretary Rumsfeld's biggest critics for several years, about the need for and carrying out of the war in Iraq, Retired Army General Barry McCaffrey now reports positively and glowingly on the unreported progress and wins for America in Iraq:

Generally Good!

(Right-Click and Save as...)

This rational report serves as a steadying counterpoint to the irrational, heady sarcasm and satire dished up in Zarqawi: This War Sucks!

Enjoy them both!

Karridine
Warning: Do NOT listen to these if you're an Islamo-fascist, or a leftist supporter of Islamo-fascists, or anti-American, or if you suffer Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS).
These are based squarely on objectively verifiable truth and actuality, so they are guaranteed to make you angry, hurt your feelings, and leave you helpless, hopeless and despairing of EVER defeating America!

Ready to WIN?

2006-05-03T19:40:00.000-07:00

IowaHawk graciously posts inside info from al-Qaeda's VP for Violent Progress in Iraq, Musab al-Zarqawi (please, DON'T call him Zarkaweewee!), who expresses his inmost sensitive feelings about how the war is going, in this MP3,
"This War SUCKS!"

Poor Zarkman, saddled with morons in his fight against The Great Satan!

But then, that's the way Satan works, isn't it? Or is it God, who makes us achieve success through normal humans?

Karridine

Hitchens as Right-On Analyst!

2006-05-02T19:38:00.000-07:00

My favorite leftist commentator is Christopher Hitchens, primarily because his analysis is logical, his logic is impeccable and his observations are accurate and supported in fact.

Today I have recorded Hitchens' short dissection of Juan 'The Perfessor' Cole, in particular Cole's inability or refusal to acknowledge Iran's decades-old, ongoing dedication to "wipe Israel off the map!"

Here is your non-satirical, straight look at "Cole's Poor Vision" (Right Click and Save as...)
Karridine

Punk Sucks Wind

2006-04-27T21:29:00.000-07:00

For friends from military contacts, WELCOME!

There are several noteworthy items in this reading of the Judge's sentencing at Reid's trial:

1/ Reid tried to kill more than 120 people, and was limited by his capability, NOT by conscience, mores, faith or any sense of justice;

2/ Reid and his closet-homo terrorist buddies HATE America's freedom, HATE American's courage to live life AS WE CHOOSE, for better or for worse, responsible to the Lord, God Almighty!

3/ Reid is a punk, who will now have DECADES in which to savor his own ignorance; and

4/ America strives to find true justice, because what we mete out to the Reids of the world is what we want for ourselves!

Right Click and Save as... "Reid Shoe Bummer!"

Karridine

And another noteworthy consideration: THIS was only very rarely heard on the Mainslime Media! It WAS discussed openly and often in the blogosphere!

"Little Al" Zarqaweewee Complains Bigtime!

2006-04-26T23:22:00.000-07:00

Musab al-Zarqawi (sometimes known as al-Zarkawiwi), has emailed to complain that I and others compare him to left-leaning liberals, and that upsets him no end.

Listen to Zarqawi's rant here, as he says, "Don't Compare Me to Moonbats!"

If you can't refrain from comparing Zarqawiwi to moonbats, then at least nominate him for "Global Islamic Media Person-of-the-Year", so he can get the GIMPy Award!

And if you don't use 'Aloha Snackbar as Your Resort to Violence', you should at least remember that 'Its in the Koran!'

Karridine

Psycho-Sexual Perverts

2006-04-25T18:31:00.000-07:00

Pierre Rehov bravely posts his interview after successfully filming and producing SEVEN documentaries on the dynamics of life in the Jordyptian territories.

This is the most explosive, in more ways than one, for he interviewed splodeydopes and their families, and documents the psycho-sexual perversions motivating them to kill. It is chilling and revealing at the same time!

"Suicide Killers!" (Right-Click and Save as...)

Karridine

High-Water Mark Now Past!

2006-04-25T18:25:00.000-07:00

The Turning Tide (Rt click and Save as...)

Have you ever sat beside the ocean and tried to observe the rising or falling of the tide? Wave after wave comes in, goes out and minutes pass, then hours, but if you’re observant AND patient, the high-water mark you noted a few moments ago remains as THE high-water mark, and then you can confidently state that the tide has shifted…

The Turning Tide shortly and succinctly NAILS the recent losses of an anti-American, pro-Islamicist mouthpiece organization, and what those losses mean to freedom-loving humans around the world!

Stay tuned for "Suicide Killers!" by Pierre Rehov. Psycho-sexual DYNAMITE!

Karridine

The Oslo Process

2006-04-25T00:03:00.000-07:00

An excellent essay for your enlightenment, posted Baron Bodissey at Gates of Vienna, and written by Fjordman. In this, Fjordman examines the "Oslo Peace Process" as it has been re-defined in reality and in practice by today's Muslims and their apologists.

Without further ado, please Right-click and 'Save as...'

"Oslo Process"
Part One
Part Two
Part Three

They're each about 8 minutes long, after editing and compressing, and they all shine a bright light onto the dynamics of the Islamic effort to subjugate and conquer Norway and Scandinavia.

I wonder how many other people have noticed the parallels to true parasitism?

Karridine

Wonderful Week!

2006-04-23T05:55:00.000-07:00

Here we go, about to start a wonderful week!

The Community of the Greatest Name has chosen its administration's representatives for this year, and is celebrating the Days of Paradise!

Contrast this with the fevered rantings of Musab al-Zarkawee, whose rabid ravings were captured by IowaHawk, and are featured here by permission: "Fourth of July" (Right-click and Save as...)

Karridine

Welcome, Friends of Brain Surgery With Spoons!

2006-04-18T19:11:00.000-07:00

You'll get a SECOND post in a few hours. I have other responsibilities to fulfill, but then, it'll be business as usual.

And just to keep you in the mood, here's "Its In the Koran!"

and "Why Arab Armies Lose!"